“Game of ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ Ordered to Settle Dispute”

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"A federal judge, miffed at the inability of opposing attorneys to agree on even the slightest details of a lawsuit, ordered them to settle their latest dispute with a game of ‘rock, paper, scissors.’"

"The argument was over a location to take the sworn statement of a witness in an insurance lawsuit.

"In an order signed Tuesday, U.S. District Judge Gregory Presnell scolded both sides and ordered them to meet at a neutral location at 4 p.m. June 30 to play a round of the hand-gesture game often used to settle childhood disputes. If they can’t agree on the neutral location, he said, they’ll play on the steps of the federal courthouse."

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